Why would you bring a baby here????

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 08/03/2018 at 20:12 • Filed to: Get a babysitter like we did!

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I’m at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Marshall Tucker just opened. Now I ask you Oppo, why the shit would someone bring a baby here?

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:19

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Probably because they couldn't find a sitter. I approve of the earmuffs and their efforts to not let their children ruin their fun times.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:22

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I mean when that kid is 20 years old they can say they saw Sky ny rd.

ranwhenparked > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:27

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I remember when you could still smoke indoors in Pennsylvania, and some friends and coworkers and I used to do midnight bowling on Fridays and have some cigars and drinks.

One time, I looked over to the lane next to me and this couple had a newborn infant, I mean, practically just out of the hospital - in a poorly ventilated bowling alley filled with cigar and cigarette smoke and loud music thumping, and some drunk people staggering around here and there. It kind of killed the vibe, really, I don’t want to have to think about a child’s wellbeing while I’m trying to enjoy myself. 

LOREM IPSUM > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:28

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shop-teacher > ranwhenparked 08/03/2018 at 20:32

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Oye.

I can't even.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/03/2018 at 20:33

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They already left, so much for that.

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 20:34

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Can't argue that logic.

random001 > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:40

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Because otherwise these kids will grow up listening to Taylor Swift?

XJDano > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:40

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We took our 8 month old to Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow 6 years ago. She didn’t see much of kid rock as she fell asleep.

We were in the lawn area though. Not as close as that. 

Ash78, voting early and often > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:41

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He had to hear Simple Man and then leave.

Ash78, voting early and often > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 20:43

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Ooh, that smell. Can’t you smell that smell?

The smell of poo surrounds you.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 20:43

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A Skynyrd cover band.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/03/2018 at 20:51

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Oh well not worth it then.

shop-teacher > Ash78, voting early and often 08/03/2018 at 20:57

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Nice!

I smell cherry vape and weed ... I'd rather smell baby poop.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 20:59

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I mean, from a legal standpoint, it is Lynyrd Skynyrd. But the best parts of Skynyrd died in 1977. The band name should have died then too.

Spridget > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 21:03

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Irrelevant h ot take: Marshall Tucker is better than Skynyrd.

LOREM IPSUM > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 21:41

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Come to my place, an d you can smell all 3!

shop-teacher > Ash78, voting early and often 08/03/2018 at 21:54

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They didn't make it. They gone, Skynyrd hasn't even started yet.

shop-teacher > random001 08/03/2018 at 21:55

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I swear if I have to hear Shake it Off one more time, I'm gonna burn the building down 

shop-teacher > Spridget 08/03/2018 at 21:56

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I'm a fan of Marshall Tucker, but they were kinda sloppy live. Plus, how many people can name more than three of their songs?

Ash78, voting early and often > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 22:03

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They must be traveling on now

There’s so many cribs that they’ve got to see

Spridget > shop-teacher 08/03/2018 at 22:15

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I personally think Skynyrd has a series of home-runs , but almost  everything past those gets a little weak. I think Marshall Tucker has a couple of really great songs, and the rest of their stuff is good, if not exceptional.

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 08/04/2018 at 00:01

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At least the kid has earmuffs. Last week in Oshk osh I saw kids that age without muffs during the air show.

With jets doing flybys on afterburner.  

Nothing > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 00:35

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I had that happen, but my son was 4 at the time. Sitter cancelled, and it was easier to buy another ticket. Granted, Amos Lee is a pretty mellow concert.

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 08/04/2018 at 02:27

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Yeah, the kid was totally fine. I just don't understand why you would bring a kid. How the hell can you enjoy a concert while trying to take care of a baby?

shop-teacher > LOREM IPSUM 08/04/2018 at 02:28

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Hard pass!

shop-teacher > Spridget 08/04/2018 at 02:31

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Most of my f avorite Skynyrd songs are the deeper cuts. Sweet Home Alabama doesn’t even make my top 10.

Marshall Tucker's non-hits just feel like more of the same.

shop-teacher > Ash78, voting early and often 08/04/2018 at 02:31

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You're on a roll tonight.

random001 > shop-teacher 08/05/2018 at 15:30

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I ronically, you could be told to shake it off, man....

coqui70 > shop-teacher 08/05/2018 at 22:19

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Perhaps the parents are followers of the Rolf-Mannheim school of liberation theory child- rearing. Next they will drop the child off in a neighborhood park in Newark so the child can absorb the nuances of street-level heroin merchandising.

shop-teacher > coqui70 08/06/2018 at 10:59

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The kids gotta learn a trade somehow.